Source: www.egotastic.com - Thursday, January 29, 2015
Boston, MA got more than just snow on Tuesday when a yeti was seen running through the streets of Beantown . The large white Sasquatch played and frolicked in the snow and ran through the streets. He was also heard to say, “Don’t worry, I’m a vegan.” Which made me think about why people would fear a yeti. It’s certainly not because they are afraid that it would eat them. It’s not a wampa from The Empire Strikes Back . Chances are, given their arboreal home that they are in fact vegans. Probably a remnant species of hominid that never evolved because they never discovered the wonders of steak and bacon. I think the bigger problem is that a yeti in Boston would be a Red Sox fan and all that the Red Sox nation needs is an incredibly strong 7 foot Sasquatch. Imagine how many cars a drunken yeti could flip over after a lost game. Maybe it’s my New Yorker prejudice but I think it’s time we get a Brooklyn Bigfoot and have them fight. That would be epic.
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Boston, MA got more than just snow on Tuesday when a yeti was seen running through the streets of Beantown . The large white Sasquatch played and frolicked in the snow and ran through the streets. He was also heard to say, “Don’t worry, I’m a vegan.” Which made me think about why people would fear a yeti. It’s certainly not because they are afraid that it would eat them. It’s not a wampa from The Empire Strikes Back . Chances are, given their arboreal home that they are in fact vegans. Probably a remnant species of hominid that never evolved because they never discovered the wonders of steak and bacon. I think the bigger problem is that a yeti in Boston would be a Red Sox fan and all that the Red Sox nation needs is an incredibly strong 7 foot Sasquatch. Imagine how many cars a drunken yeti could flip over after a lost game. Maybe it’s my New Yorker prejudice but I think it’s time we get a Brooklyn Bigfoot and have them fight. That would be epic.from Top News on RSS Feeds http://ift.tt/1Hm9LAM
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